Short and honest
My dad gave terrible driving advice and excellent life advice, and he delivered both with equal confidence.
He was the kind of person who had an opinion about everything and was right about enough of it that you couldn't dismiss him, even when you wanted to. He could fix any piece of machinery ever manufactured and could not, for the life of him, send a text message without autocorrect changing it into something confusing.
He coached my soccer team three years in a row, despite knowing almost nothing about soccer, and somehow never admitted this. He fixed my car every time it broke down without ever once making me feel like it was an inconvenience. He came to things he didn't understand and clapped anyway.
He was my dad. He showed up. He fixed things. He was embarrassing in the way that only your own dad can be, and I'm going to miss every single part of it.
I love you, Dad. You were exactly the right amount of person.